11.10.05

My uterus hurts.

all work and no play makes mandy a dull girl all work and no play makes mandy a dull girl all work and...

oh...hello. Sometimes I wish I were a crazy person wielding an axe and chasing someone. I wouldn't want to hurt them with the axe--just chase them. Then they'd hit me with something and I would of course jump right back up and start chasing them because that's what villains do. Hopefully while they were running their shirt would catch on a bush and fly off revealing their breasts. At the end when I finally caught them I'd say "Hey, I dont' understand why you're running, I just wanted to give you this!" and hand them a flower or a kitten. Then I'd act like they were nuts for running away from me.

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